they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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