Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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