Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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