And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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