Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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