Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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