we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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