no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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