Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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