Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
We need to feng shui this bitch.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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