Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I look excited, but its just a facade.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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