just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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