i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
either way he was missing a nipple.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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