I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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