Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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