He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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