I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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