how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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