She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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