Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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