I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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