Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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