thus making me awesome and them whores
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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