Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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