If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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