doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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