And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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