i think i have herpe
just one?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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