Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I didn't notice because vodka
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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