i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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