Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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