Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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