Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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