I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize