What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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