i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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