i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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