If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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