I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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