You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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