I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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