Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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