so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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