Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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