just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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