Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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