is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Randomize
