What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I think people are normalizing furries
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Randomize
