I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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