And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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