"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She's the barista slut.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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