therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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