i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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