just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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