Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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