just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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